Genie and the Beer

Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes floating by in the current. One codger scoops it up, sees a cork in the top, and yanks it out.

A genie pops out in a puff of smoke and says:

- You get one wish between the two of you--make it a good one.

The old man in the front of the boat yells back to his fishing buddy.

- Lemme handle this--I know just what to ask for!

He looks at the genie and says:

- We want the whole lake to be turned into ice cold beer!

The genie nods and says:

- You got it, boys!

And instantaneously, the whole lake is beer!

The old man in the back of the boat throws a life preserver, smacks his buddy up-side the head, and yells out:

- You idiot! Why the heck did you do that?

- Whadaya talking about? - the other fisherman answers.

- I thought you'd like a lake-full of beer. What's the problem?

- I do like it...but the problem is...now we gotta piss in the boat!!!!