Costume Party

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.

Then he had a bright idea.

When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on... just a pair of pants.

- What the hell are you supposed to be? - asked the host.

- A premature ejaculation - said the man:

- I just came in my pants!