Sid and Barney Play Golf

Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Sid offers Barney:

- let's say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day.

Barney agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Barney is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.

- Help me find my ball, you look over there - he says to Sid.

After 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a four-point penalty, Barney pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground.

- I've found my ball! - he announces triumphantly.

Sid looks at him forlornly:

- After all the years we've been friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a measly five bucks?!?

- What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!

- And a liar, too!!! - Sid says with amazement.

- I'll have you know I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!