After the Operation

After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds.

- Tell me, how are you feeling now? - he asked.

- A lot better, thank you - purred the star in reply.

- But one thing does bother me. When will I be able to resume a normal sex life?

- Oh, that's rather hard to say - said the doctor.

- I've never been asked that after a tonsilectomy before.