Coffee Klatch

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.

The first Catholic woman tells her friends:

- My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'

The second Catholic woman chirps:

- My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, 'Your Grace.'

The third Catholic mother says:

- My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle:

- Well?

So she replies:

- My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God!'