The Priest's Miracle

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman:

- I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.

- Do you think it will work? - she asks the doctor.

- It's worth a try - he says.

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says:

- Father, you're not going to believe this.

- What? - says the priest.

- What happened?

- You gave birth to a child.

- But that's impossible!

- I just did the operation - insists the doctor.

- It's a miracle! Here's your baby.

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says:

- Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father.

The son says:

- What do you mean, you're not my father?

The priest replies:

- I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father.