Red and Blue

A fellow went to the doctor one day and said:

- Doc, I have a problem. My penis is red.

Doctor replied:

- Drop your pants, let me take a look. Ummm...yes, no problem, we can have you fixed up in no time, $40.

The fellow was impressed. Told his friend of the experience and that he hadn't been to a doctor for only $40 for quite a spell.

His friend said:

- Really? I have a similar problem. What doctor did you go to?

So his friend goes to the same doctor and tells him:

- Doc, George recommended you...you've got to help me. My penis is blue.

Doc asks to take a look.

- Ah yes... Ummm... Yep, we can take care of it, no problem, $400.

- FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS? Wait a MINUTE! You took care of George for only $40.

- Yes, I did. But George's penis had lipstick on it. Yours has gangrene!