Almost Love

A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.

When they get back, his friend says to him:

- So, tell me, how was it?

- Oh, it was beautiful - says the man.

- The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -

His friend interrupts him:

- A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?

- Oh - says the man.

- we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday...