To Have Him Back

- Oh, Laura! - cried her neighbor.

- I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was such a wonderful man. I'm sure he left you well provided for, didn't he?

Laura dabbed at her eyes and muttered:

- Yes, he was a very caring husband and he left me almost half a million dollars in his will. I miss him so much that I'd give fifty thousand just to have him back!