Three Choices

A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can butt fuck her.

The wive says:

- I don't want to go hunting because its cold out, and I've never been butt fucked before, so I think I'll go with the blowjob.

So she's down there doing her thing and suddenly she says:

- your dick tastes like shit!

The guy says:

- yeah, the dog didn't want to go hunting either.