Condom Sponsors

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

Imagine the trademarks:

• Nike Condoms: Just do It
• Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
• Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
• Sony Condoms: Do not underestimate the power of Sony
• Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
• KFC Condoms: Finger Licking Good
• M&Ms Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
• Coca-Cola Condom: The Real Thing
• Ever-Ready Condoms: Keep going and going
• Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
• Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop