The Hat Pin

A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off.

As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out:

- ... and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on the 7th..

She poked her husband who then came flying out of the pew and screamed:

- Good God all mighty

- That's right, that's right - the minister said and went on with his sermon.

The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later began to doze off again when the minister got to:

- ... and who died on the cross to save us from our sins...

the wife hit him again and he jumped up and shouted:

- Jesus Christ

- that's right, That's Right - the Minister said and went on with his sermon.

The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to:

- ... and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child

the wife started to poke the husband but he jumped up and said:

- If you stick that damn thing in me again I'll break it off!