The Shredder

A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.

- Listen - said the CEO:

- this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?

- Certainly - said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

- Excellent, excellent! - said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine.

- I just need one copy.