Chiropractor In Line

In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of the person in front of him, the person turned and asked, what the hell you are doing?

- Well - said the guy massaging the back, you see I'm a chiropractor and I can't help massaging your back, in fact I can't help practicing my art

- Are you crazy? - the other guy said:

- I'm a lawyer, am I fucking the guy in front of me!