Ways To Appreciate Life

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Watch the sunset-- on a sled.
Smile more, --it might get you a free beer.
Complain less. --It might get you a free beer.
Surprise a friend with a call. -- It might get you a free beer.
Develop your gifts. -- You might need them.
Count your blessings. -- You might need these too!
Talk to someone in an elevator. -- Particularly ones with Arctic Cat jackets on, or those carrying beer.
Breathe consciously once in a while. -- This cures snoring.
Enjoy sneezes -- and stay behind the one sneezing.
Appreciate that your leg isn't broken, -- unless you are an actor.
Be unique, --it demonstrates difference!
Sing in the shower. -- With a friend!
Put your shoes on the wrong feet and laugh at yourself, -- or have someone laugh at you.
Make someone's day, -- or night.
Stand on your head. -- For a free beer!
Stare at the world above you. -- Hopefully not from under a bar.
Play with an animal. -- Be sure it is one which cannot eat you!
Slurp Jell-O. --Add Vodka for flavor.
Do something unplanned. -- Plan to do it this weekend!
Plan to do something and have it go as planned. -- This is hard!
Stand back and look in. -- Tell my wife this when shopping all the time.
Appreciate a paradox -- paradox a appreciate.
Dive in. -- Naked!
Get grass stains. -- Naked :)
Wave your hands in the air.-- Use the middle finger at birds.
Swim with the fishes. -- Again, naked.
Make maple syrup. -- Don't use pine juice.
Climb a tree. --Don't climb a pine.
Spin in a circle once while walking to class. -- Don't fall in a mud puddle.
Tell someone they look nice. -- You look nice.
Collect something, -- like taxes from the tax collector!
Walk barefoot every chance you get. -- Even in the snow!
Build a sand castle, -- or a snowman.
Walk with no destination. -- Talk with no destination.
When all your exams are done, treat yourself to an ice cream cone. -- OK I WILL! Then a beer.
Entertain yourself by making faces. -- bend over and see if they look the same.
Don't just listen, try to hear. --Then try to listen to a friend.
Wear shoes until they're so old they won't stay on your feet. --Then wear them swimming.
Appreciate the primary colors. -- Know them!
When you wake up, realize you're alive. -- Promise not to use vulgarities.
Walk in the rain, -- with a bar of soap.
Blow bubbles, -- in the tub!
Make the most of where you are. -- Ride an Arctic Cat!
Jump as high as you can. -- Come down on an empty beer can, and recycle it.
Dance -- in bed
Talk less and say more. --Carry a BIG stick.
Exercise before you diet. -- 12 oz. curls don't count do they?
Learn to play chess. -- That and Linear Algebra may come in handy.
Sit by a river. -- With a beer, on an Arctic Cat.
Never lose your sense of humor. -- You will need it!

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