New Languages In America

NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICA

- Afro-American Speak -- Ebonics (or We-Beonics)

- Irish-American Speak -- Leprechaunics

- Native-American Speak -- Kimosabics

- Italo-American Speak -- Spumonics (or Rigatonics)

- Chinese-American Speak -- Won-tonics

- Japanese-American Speak -- Mama-san-ics

- Polish-American Speak -- Kielbasanics

- Jewish-American Speak -- Zionics

- Russian-American Speak -- Rasputonics

- Spanish-American Speak -- Flan-ics

- Scottish-American Speak -- Tartan-ics

- Eskimo-American Speak -- Harpoonics

- German-American Speak -- Autobaunics (or Teutonics)

- Candain-American Speak -- EH?onics

- Florida Democratic Voters Speak -- Moronics