New Front Yard

A man calls the fire department and says:

- Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.

- Very nice, - the firefighter says - but what does that have to do with the fire service?

- Well, - the man answers - the house next door is on fire and I don't want you to trample my front yard.