Jumping From The Plane
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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says:
- We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers:
- God Save The Queen and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers:
- Viva La France and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers:
- Remember the Alamo and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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