Another Miracle

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says:

- Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?

The mother says:

- It's my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings.

The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says:

- Well, I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months would be my guess.

The mother says:

- Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?

Darla says:

- No mother! I've never even kissed a man!

The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says:

- Is there something wrong out there doctor?

The doctor replies:

- No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!