Room in Hell

A self-centered, unbelieving man... ok a lawyer... died and was delivered into the devil's hands.

- You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you, - the devil said.

In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor.

- I don't like that, - said the man.

- Show me the second.

In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor.

- Well, that's better than brick, - the man said, but show me the third.

In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee.

- I'll choose this room, - he said. Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him.

Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out:

- O.K., coffee break is over, back on your heads.