Better Health Plan

Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was being given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a room where a man was masturbating wildly through the window. Of course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these activities were allowed in the hospital.

- Ah - said the doctor

- Now, although it is perhaps unfortunate that you should have witnessed that, in fact, that poor patient is suffering from a very debilitating condition. He produces so much semen that unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles will explode.

- Oh - said Her Majesty.

- Well, in that case I suppose it's understandable.

Further down the corridor they passed another room. The door was open and you could see a nurse was clearly giving a patient oral sex.

- Goodness Gracious! - shrieked Her Majesty

- I demand an explanation of this kind of sordid goings- on!

- Ah - said the Doctor

- same problem - better health plan.