Lifestyles of Men and Women

Women's Lifestyles Through the Ages

DRINK

• 17... Wine coolers
• 25... White wine
• 35... Red wine
• 48... Dom Perignon
• 66... Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

• 17... Need to wash my hair
• 25... Need to wash and condition my hair
• 35... Need to color my hair
• 48... Need to have Francois color my hair
• 66... Need to have Francois color my wig

FAVORITE SPORT

• 17... shopping
• 25... shopping
• 35... shopping
• 48... shopping
• 66... shopping

FAVORITE DRUG

• 17... shopping
• 25... shopping
• 35... shopping
• 48... shopping
• 66... shopping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

• 17... "Burger King"
• 25... "Free meal"
• 35... "A diamond"
• 48... "A bigger diamond"
• 66... "Home Alone"

FAVORITE FANTASY

• 17... tall, dark and handsome
• 25... tall, dark and handsome with money
• 35... tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
• 48... a man with hair
• 66... a man

HOUSE PET

• 17... Muffy the cat
• 25... Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
• 35... Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
• 48... Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
• 66... Retired husband who dabbles in taxidermy and stuffs Muffy the Cat

WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?

• 17... 17
• 25... 25
• 35... 35
• 48... 48
• 66... 66

IDEAL DATE

• 17... He offers to pay
• 25... He pays
• 35... He cooks breakfast the next morning
• 48... He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
• 66... He can chew breakfast

Men's Lifestyles Through the Ages

DRINK

• 17... Beer
• 25... Beer
• 35... Scotch
• 48... Double scotch
• 66... Maalox

SEDUCTION LINE

• 17... My parents are away for the weekend.
• 25... My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
• 35... My fiancee is away for the weekend.
• 48... My wife is away for the weekend.
• 66... My second wife is dead.

FAVORITE SPORT

• 17... Sex
• 25... Sex
• 35... Sex
• 48... Sex
• 66... Napping

FAVORITE DRUG

• 17... Pot
• 25... Cocaine
• 35... Really good cocaine
• 48... Power
• 66... Advil

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

• 17... Cop a feel
• 25... Breakfast
• 35... She didn't set back my therapy
• 48... I didn't bump into her kids.
• 66... An actual erection

FAVORITE FANTASY

• 17... Third base
• 25... Airplane sex
• 35... Menage a trois
• 48... Taking her company public
• 66... Swiss maid and/or Nazi love slave

HOUSE PET

• 17... Roaches (to be burned later)
• 25... Old college roommate
• 35... Irish setter
• 48... Children from her first marriage
• 66... Barbi

THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED

• 17... 25
• 25... 35
• 35... 48
• 48... 66
• 66... 17

IDEAL DATE

• 17... Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
• 25... Split the check before we go back to my place
• 35... Just come over
• 48... Just come over and cook
• 66... Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas to see Frank