Seminars For Females And Males

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Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)

Elementary map reading
Crying and law enforcement
Advanced math seminar: Programming your VCR
You can go shopping for less than 4 hours
Gaining five pounds vs. the end of the world: A study in contrast.
PMS: It's your problem, not mine ("It's happened monthly since puberty-deal with it.")
Driving I. Getting past automatic transmissions
Driving II. The meaning of blinking orange lights
Driving III. Approximating a constant speed
Driving IV. Makeup and Driving; it's as simple as oil and water
Football: Not a game; a sacrament
Telephone Translations (Formerly titled, "Me too" equals "I love you")
How to earn your own money
Gift giving fundamentals (Formerly titled, "Fabric bad, electronics good")
Putting the seat down by yourself: Potential energy is on your side
Beyond "Clean and Dirty" - The nuances of wearable laundry
Yes, you can fill up at a self service station
Joys of the remote control; Reaping the benefits of 50 channels
What comes around, goes around: Why his credit card is not a toy
His best friend can be yours too
His poker games: Deal yourself out
Commitment Schmittment (Formerly titled, "Wedlock Schmedlock")
To honor and obey: Remembering the small print above "I do"
Why your mother is unwelcome in the house
Your mate: selfish bastard, or victimized sensitive man?

Seminars For Males (Prepared and Presented by Females)

Combatting stupidity
You too can do housework
PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut
How to fill an ice tray
We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas: give us money
Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4am
Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled, "Don't wash my silks")
Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
Get a life; learn to cook
How not to act like a jackass when you're obviously wrong
Spelling: Even you can get it right
Understanding your financial incompetence
You: The weaker sex
Reasons to give flowers
How to stay awake in public
Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
Garbage: Getting it to the curb
You can fall asleep without it if you really try
The morning dilemma if IT is awake: Take a shower
I'll wear it if I damn well please
How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled "No, it's not a bidet")
"The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bull
How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
The remote control: Overcoming your dependency
Romanticism: Ideas other than sex
Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
Mothers-in-law: They are people too
Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home
You too can be a designated driver
Seeing the true you (formerly titled, "You don't look like Mel Gibson when naked")
Changing your underwear: It really works
The attainable goal: removing "tits" from your vocabulary
Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is not necessary
Techniques for calling home before you leave work

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