Two Scottish Nuns
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Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other:
- I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.
- Odd - her companion replied - but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
- Two dogs, please - said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.' The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously:
- What part did you get?
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