Bar Opening Time

At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.

- It opens at noon - answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.

- What time does the bar open? - he asks.

- Same time as before... Noon. - replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered:

- Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?

The clerk then answers:

- It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you.

- No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!