Great Reasons to Be a Guy

Great Reasons To Be A Guy!

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

- You know stuff about tanks.

- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

- You can open all your own jars.

- Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

- You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.

- You can leave the motel bed unmade.

- You can kill your own food.

- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

- Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

- If you are 34 and single nobody notices.

- Everything on your face stays its original color.

- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

- You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. (WHAT???? LOL..)

- Wedding dress -- $2000. Tuxedo rental -- 75 bucks.

- You don't mooch off other's desserts.

- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with, "So, notice anything different?"

- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

- You almost never have strap problems in public, unless you play professional ball, and then for some reason it's okay.

- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

- You don't have to shave below your neck.

- At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.

- Your belly usually hides your big hips.

- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.