The Car Crash

The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.

A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.

- Good lord, mister - he gasped, are you drunk?

- Of course - said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit.

- What the hell do you think I am...a stunt driver!