Sleepy Mary

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping:

- Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

- God Almighty ! - shouted Mary.

The teacher said:

- Very good! - and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary:

- Who is our Lord and Savior? - but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

- Jesus Christ! - shouted Mary.

The teacher said:

- Very good! - and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question:

- What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?

Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted:

- If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!

The Teacher fainted.