Wee Jordy

One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the heather the lass says;"ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand!wee jordy says "aye lass that i do, but how can you tell?

Well she says "i can tell by the gleam in your eye."

Walking along a bit further she says to him "wee jordy i can tell you wantto give me a kiss"."well I lass that i do, but how can you tell?"

"ah wee jordy, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!"

Walking along a bit further she says "wee jordy i can tell you want tomake love to me".he says, "aye lass that i do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!"

"No!" she says... "by the tilt in your kilt!"