First Class Blonde

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.

The steward who checks tickets says:

- I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class.

- I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde.

Well I'll get the pilot.

The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says:

- What did you say?

The pilot simply says:

- I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!