White House Ghosts

One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked:

- George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?

- Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did - advised George.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.

- Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? - Clinton asked.

- Cut taxes and reduce the size of government - advised Tom.

Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows.

It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

- Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? - Clinton asked.

And Abe replied:

- Go to the theater!