Traveling Salesman

Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. The nude stranger was sprawled over the bed asleep.

- You rotten bastard! - yelled the husband...

- I'm going to kill you!

- Wait! - said Mrs. Jones.

- You know that fur coat I got last winter? Well, he gave it to me. And that diamond ring we sold for $1000's? Well, he gave it to me. And remember when we couldn't aford a new car and I came home one day with a brand new chevy? Well, he gave it to me.

After hearing all this, Mr. Jones exclaims:

- For heaven sake woman, it's drafty in here. Cover him so he doesn't catch cold!