Money Talks

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said:

- Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much.

The twenty answered:

- I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?

The one dollar bill said:

- You know, same old stuff, church, church, church.