Pleasing Mom

Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.

Finally a friend asks him:

- What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?

- No - Bill replies:

- I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!

- Listen - his friend suggests:

- Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear old Mother?

Many weeks go by and again Bill and his friend get together.

- So Bill. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?

Bill shrugs his shoulders:

- Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became fast friends.

- So are you and this girl engaged, yet?

- I'm afraid not, my Father can't stand her!