Sheer Lingerie

A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.

- This is $200 - she says.

- I want one that's more sheer - says he.

- This one is $350.

- I want it even more sheer than that.

- This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500.

- I'll take it!

The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying:

- Go put this on and come down to model it for me.

His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks:

- This thing is so see through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not.

So his wife comes down, wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose.

- So, how do you like it? - she says.

- Damn, you'd think for $500, they'd at least iron the damn thing!