Becoming A Real Man

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming A Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA Degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

First Year

Autumn Schedule

- MEN 101--Combating Stupidity

- MEN 102--You, Too, Can Do Housework

- MEN 103--PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

- MEN 104--We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule

- MEN 110--Wonderful Laundry Techniques

- MEN 111--Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4 am

- MEN 112--Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

- EAT 100--Get a Life, Learn to Cook

- EAT 101--Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

- ECON 001A--What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule

- MEN 120--How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong

- MEN 121--Understanding Your Incompetence

- MEN 122--YOU, the Weaker Sex

- MEN 123--Reasons to Give Flowers

- ECON 001C--What Was Yours is Hers

Second Year

Autumn Schedule

- SEX 101--You CAN Fall Asleep without It

- SEX 102--Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

- SEX 103--How to Stay Awake After Sex

- MEN 201--How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

- Elective--See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule

- MEN 210--The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

- MEN 211--How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

- MEN 212--You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

- MEN 213--Believe Me, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

- MEN 230A--Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule

- MEN 220--Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

- MEN 221--Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

- MEN 222--Real Men Ask for Directions

- MEN 223--Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

Course Electives

- EAT 101--Cooking with Tofu

- EAT 102--Utilization of Eating Utensils

- EAT 103--Burping and Belching Discreetly

- MEN 231--Mothers-in-law

- MEN 232--Appear to Be Listening

- MEN 233--Just Say "Yes, Dear"

- ECON 001C--Cheaper to Keep Her