Little Johnny's Goldfish

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked:

- What are you up to there, Johhny?

- Well, my goldfish died - replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up - and I've just buried him.

The neighbour was concerned:

- That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?

Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied...:

- That's because he's inside your cat!