The Operation

A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.

- May I buy you a drink? - the man asks the lady.

- Sure, but one thing I have to confess before you get intimate is that I was once a man - she responds.

- Whoa! I would have never known if you hadn't told me - the man says shocked.

- Well what was the worst part of the operation? Was it when they sewed on those gahoonas?

- No - she says calmly.

- What about when they cut off your..

- No - she says hesitantly.

- Well what was the worst part of the operation? - the man asks.

- Well, the worst part has to be when they removed half of my brain!