Everyday Annoyances

Things that can and do bother the "normal" person.

- Having to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thingy in the middle of them.

- The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. The same person that gives you a "blank stare" when you look at them.

- There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.

- You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

- It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. Especailly since you don't even have a dog!

- There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.

- You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

- Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.

- You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.

- You slice your tongue licking an envelope...

OUCH!

- Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.

- You wash a garment with one tiny tissue in the pocket, and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

- A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling...

DOUBLE OUCH!

- People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.

- You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it!

- You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.

- You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.