Clinton's Wish

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a real Genie appeared.

Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said:

- Nope...not these days...

- I'm only giving out 1 wish because of inflation. So...what'll be?

Bill didn't hesitate. He said:

- I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed:

- Are you crazy! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but I'm not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. So make another wish.

Bill thought for a minute and said:

- You know, people really don't like my wife. They think she's a real witch and ugly as sin. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That's what I want!

The Genie thought for a minute and said:

- Hmmmmm. Lemme see that map again.