Reasons To Buy A New Car
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- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Instead of an air bag, there's a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14-year-old on a moped.
- The 15 minute JiffyLube needs to keep your car for 3 days.
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal "The Club."
- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
- For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom" noises while in the driveway.
- You keep losing dates on left turns.
- Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning tie-ups.
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