Blonde Convention

80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention". The leader says:

- We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her:

- What is 15 plus 15?

After 15 or 20 seconds she says:

- Eighteen!

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering:

- Give her another chance! Give her another chance!

The leader says:

- Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.

So he asks:

- What is 5 plus 5?

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says:

- Ninety?

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened -- the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting:

- GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says:

- Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says:

- Four

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...:

- GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!