Blonde Lumberjack

A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. - Now, I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day - the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best. She came back drenched in sweat.

- Geez lady, how many trees did you cut down? - asked the foreman.

- 6 - she replied.

- What!? You have to do better than that. Get up earlier tomorrow!

So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted.

- How many this time? - asked the foreman.

- 12 - she said.

The foreman says:

- That does it. I'm coming out there with you tomorrow morning!

The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says:

- This is how to cut down trees really quickly.

He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUUUMMM. He notices the blonde is looking at him frantically, so he asks her what's wrong. And she replies:

- What the hell is that noise?