The Boston Taxi Driver

The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him:

- Name?

- Brendan O'Connor.

- Same as mine. Where are you from?

- County Cork.

- Same as me......

The policeman paused with his pen in the air:

- Hold on a moment and I'll come back and talk about the old county. I want to say something to this fella that ran into the back of your cab.