Short Irish Jokes

Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
→ It has a 12 month waiting list.

What's long & green & has a low I.Q.?
→ A St. Patrick's Day Parade

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
→ Regular rocks are too heavy.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
→ Because they're always a little short.

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
→ He's Dublin over with laughter!

Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
→ He couldn't afford plane fare.

What's Irish and stays out all night?
→ Patty O'furniture!

How did the Irish Jig get started?
→ Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!