Real Church Bloopers

• Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
• Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
• For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
• Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
• This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
• Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
• At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
• The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
• Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
• The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
• Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
• 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
• The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
• Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

and last but not least...

• Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.