Lousy Christmas Tree
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- Two feet tall, forty feet wide
- Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"
- It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers
- While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.
- Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it.
- It's very small and says "air freshener" on it.
- Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
- Constantly bragging about its "trunk size"
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