Newest Son-In-Law

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

- I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family - said the man.

- To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.

The son-in-law interrupted:

- I hate factories. I can't stand the noise.

- I see - replied the father-in-law.

- Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.

- I hate office work - said the son-on-law.

- I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day.

- Wait a minute - said the father-in-law.

- I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?

- Easy - said the young man.

- Buy me out.