Truths About Life

Great truths about life that adults have learned

• Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
• There is always alot to be thankful for if you take the time to look. For example: I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
• One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
• Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.
• The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires.
• Families are like fudge....mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
• Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
• Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
• Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
• My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
• If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.