Secret To Long Life

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

- I couldn't help noticing how happy you look - she said.

- What's your secret for a long happy life?

- I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day - he said.

- I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.

- That's amazing - the woman said.

- How old are you?

- Twenty-six - he said.